[5th consult; video]

[dr_conscience]

[A significantly-younger-looking-than-usual Wilson James is sitting on the floor next to his bed, looking especially freaked out. He speaks very quietly.]

Alright, I don't know what the hell is going on, but if anyone can hear me, I think I've been kidnapped. I have no idea where I am, and there's this really creepy old guy here. He looks pretty insane, so I'm not going out there. I guess he's not all that bright, though, since he left this... thing in here.

Anyway, last thing I remember, I was in my dorm room. I think he must have drugged me or something. Just... if you can hear this, tell the cops or something? I could use some help here.



[ooc; Wilson's age-reversed, and so have his memories. He's about 18 years old, just barely a freshman in college, and he has no idea where he is or who any of you are.]

Comments

[dr_conscience]

Well, I mean- it should be.

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

That's what people said about flight.

If there were multiple realities and dimensions doesn't it stand to reason that it's possible that one of them became advanced enough to do something like this?

[dr_conscience]

Yeah, well, flight is a little different...

Sure, but... why? What do they get out of dragging me here and messing around with my memories or how old I am or whatever they did?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

They have TV where you're from? Congrats, you're now the star of a soap opera.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be somewhere, Doogie?

[dr_conscience]

Ugh, great.

Oh, um... I'm sorry if I was a jerk or anything, this is just kind of... a lot to absorb.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Jimmy. Who are you calling creepy? I made you eggs. And they're not poison flavored.

[dr_conscience]

I'm calling you creepy, and why do you know my name?

[morethanasuit.livejournal.com]

No, it's fine, you're handling this pretty well.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because as an agent of the FBI and with you as my assignment I'm supposed to know.

[theserenashow.livejournal.com]

You weren't drugged. From what I've heard, most of the people here don't even know what drugs are.

[dr_conscience]

Sure.

Look, it's not that I don't believe you, but... well, you know.

You don't exactly come off as FBI material, and why would they care about me anyway?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Of course I don't. That's why this cover is working. Now, you want me to explain more to you and put you at risk? Eat your eggs.

[dr_conscience]

Well I guess that's kind of a relief...

So, this really is some kind of screwed-up alternate reality?

[theserenashow.livejournal.com]

Kind of, except it takes away the possibility of all of this being a drug-induced hallucination which is so much better than the truth.

Yeah. It's crazy.

[dr_conscience]

Oh, of course. And the limp's fake, too, right? Just an act to throw them off.

You mean the not poison-flavored eggs? Yeah, sure, that sounds... not at all suspicious.

gonna head out in a bit, but be back later omfg the lulz

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I take my work very seriously.

Agent joke. If it was really poisoned I wouldn't have put the idea into your head.

[dr_conscience]

I'm still hoping it's a dream brought on by crappy food, but it's kind of vivid for that.

It's probably taking the crazy too far, too...

[theserenashow.livejournal.com]

I thought dream at first, too, but then all these people showed up who I would never dream about and I haven't woken up from it so far.

hahah, i might be away for a little today but i'll be here for most of it. XDDD

[dr_conscience]

Such a dedicated agent, and the acting skill to boot? If you looked less like a crazy hobo, you might get somewhere in life.

Of course you wouldn't. You know, if you actually were an FBI agent. Which, uh... yeah, you're definitely not.

[dr_conscience]

Yeah... I guess if my brain came up with some of these people, I might be kind of worried about it.

[theserenashow.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I'd take mental sanity with outer insanity over the alternative any day.

[dr_conscience]

Can't argue with that kind of logic.

Oh... I'm James, by the way.

[theserenashow.livejournal.com]

It's nice to meet you. I'm Serena.

[dr_conscience]

It's nice to meet you, too.

You been here long?