[ 56th consult; text | video ]

[dr_conscience]

Hi. This is James Wilson, I just wanted to make one very brief statement. If you like, you can consider it a public service announcement. I just wanted anyone who knows me to be aware that I an not presently in control of my own body. I simply ask that you keep this in mind should you happen to see someone who appears to be me.

That is all. Thank you.

[As he cuts off the text transmission, there's a flash of video. He's pressed the wrong button, and for a moment you can clearly see the visage one Doctor Gregory House. He utters one word.]

Damnit--

[And then the post ends for good.]


[ooc: As you probably figured out, he's body-swapped with House. :D (And if you knew House the way he does, you'd be just as worried about what he might decide to do with your body.) I am going out very shortly so this is a placeholder but I will be back late tonight and around tomorrow to backtag <3]

Comments

text;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nice and discrete.

text;

[thenormalsquint]

Sure, House. We believe you.

[adamantined]

Bad luck.

video;

[o-tea-p.livejournal.com]

I take it your body ended up in the wrong hands? So to speak.

text;

[dr_conscience]

Your finger slipped.

text;

[dr_conscience]

Angela. I'm not House.

[dr_conscience]

There's a bright side. I know who has my body.

On the other hand, that's also the dark side.

video;

[dr_conscience]

[And here's what seems to be a rather sullen House.]

That's certainly one way of putting it. Yes. It did.

[adamantined]

Don't tell me you haven't heard of the concept of mutually assured destruction.

text;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Call it user error.

text;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Will you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Says you.

text;

[thenormalsquint]

What, are you guys swapping spots now? Fine, you're House and he's Wilson today.

text;

[thenormalsquint]

Right. Why would I ever believe House?

[adamantined]

It could turn out bad for you, too, if you're not careful.

text;

[dr_conscience]

I'm calling it this isn't my hand. Or my lateral preference.

text;

[dr_conscience]

You wouldn't.

Is this honestly that hard to believe on one of these curse weekends?

[dr_conscience]

Actually, I'm quite familiar with it.

Of course, it may be slightly more difficult from my end.

[adamantined]

Why?

[dr_conscience]

House isn't generally too invested in what others think of him.

I suppose I could just go and make him some new friends.

[adamantined]

You could always adopt a few puppies and make some children really happy while you're at it.

[dr_conscience]

There are plenty of kids in pediatrics who could use a fairytale or two.

[adamantined]

You could even wear one of those pointy princess hats. You know, with frills and sparkles and pink. To fit the theme while you're reading. They like that.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

...So. What are you going to do with it?

private;

[dr_conscience]

That's something I'm still trying to decide.

I thought about cutting off the Vicodin entirely, but I haven't exactly got enough time for that to accomplish much.