[ 56th consult; text | video ]

[dr_conscience]

Hi. This is James Wilson, I just wanted to make one very brief statement. If you like, you can consider it a public service announcement. I just wanted anyone who knows me to be aware that I an not presently in control of my own body. I simply ask that you keep this in mind should you happen to see someone who appears to be me.

That is all. Thank you.

[As he cuts off the text transmission, there's a flash of video. He's pressed the wrong button, and for a moment you can clearly see the visage one Doctor Gregory House. He utters one word.]

Damnit--

[And then the post ends for good.]


[ooc: As you probably figured out, he's body-swapped with House. :D (And if you knew House the way he does, you'd be just as worried about what he might decide to do with your body.) I am going out very shortly so this is a placeholder but I will be back late tonight and around tomorrow to backtag <3]

Comments

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

...So. What are you going to do with it?

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[dr_conscience]

That's something I'm still trying to decide.

I thought about cutting off the Vicodin entirely, but I haven't exactly got enough time for that to accomplish much.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

And it's also really boring. 28 days to break a habit.

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[dr_conscience]

Exactly. I've got one, maybe two. If it's two, he might be going into withdrawal symptoms at best when we switch back.

I'm not doing anything to screw with him unless he decides to do something ridiculous with my body. As long as he doesn't, he's quite welcome to enjoy a day or two pain-free.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Right, and withdrawal symptoms are exactly what make addicts decide giving up isn't worth it.

So, since he obviously is going to do something ridiculous with yours, what's the plan? Might as well work it out before he starts passing round the photos of you in a tutu.

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[dr_conscience]

Exactly.

There were a couple forming. Reading to the kids in pediatrics in theme costume, making friends with the most irritating citizens I can find on his behalf... nothing too extravagant yet.

[Of course, he hasn't done much moving yet either.]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not take it for a joy ride or a crusade.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

...House?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Come on. You do both of those with it yourself.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There is no House. Only Zuul.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because it's mine. Duh.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Does this make Wilson the Keymaster? Because he might want to lock his door tonight.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

As well as we get along, Wilson is not my type.