[ 63rd consult | voice ]

[dr_conscience]

Good morning, everyone. I need the attention of any campers who have signed up for tennis this summer. Anyone else can feel free to ignore this, and for those who do need to pay attention? I promise, it's only for a minute.

So, if you have signed up for tennis, you will need to visit the supply tent and pick out a racket which will be yours for the remainder of the summer. The only requirement on this, time-wise, is that you do so before our initial meeting, but I do recommend going earlier as opposed to later. Unless, of course, you do want that one racket that's missing more strings than it has left. I think it may be older than most of your parents. And yes, you will be expected to return the rackets in a condition reasonably similar to the one in which you fond them.

Well. Except that one; honestly, I'll look the other way if you decide it's best used in a campfire.


[ooc: HI! I'm at work, just getting this post up. So I will be slow on tagging, just an fyi <3 ... and yes, I am still backtagging other entries. ;;]

Comments

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

May people who're not part of the camp [ read: not cursed ] also join in for tennis?

[dr_conscience]

Well, I have done lessons outside of camp groups. I'm sure some arrangements could be made.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

That'd be nice.

[dr_conscience]

Have you played before at all?

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Not very often, but I've held a tennis racket before.

[dr_conscience]

That's more of a start than you probably think it is. If you'd like to drop by later, I should be done with the campers around four?

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan.

[dr_conscience]

Great. I'll be looking forward to it.

Not that I dislike the kids, but it's always nice to interact with someone a bit closer to my own age.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

A bit?

[dr_conscience]

Just slightly. Honestly, it's just that my interest in cartoons and video games only goes so far.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

And what makes you think I have anything interesting to say?

[dr_conscience]

Personally, I'm of the belief that everyone has something interesting to say.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

And has life proven you right so far?

[dr_conscience]

It hasn't done anything to shake the belief yet.

[heelsandlaw.livejournal.com]

I suppose it'd also depend a bit on your definition of interesting. [ Always the lawyer... ]

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[thenormalsquint]

So they're going to touch your balls, Counselor Wilson?

[The camp hired her for her trolling strengths, obviously.]

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[dr_conscience]

[Clearly. At least he finds it funny.]

Well, that goes without saying, doesn't it? Though, oddly, none of the actual children seem to giggle about it the way you do.

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[thenormalsquint]

That's because they haven't matured yet.

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[dr_conscience]

Actually the exact opposite of what I was saying, but... [verbal shrug.]

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[thenormalsquint]

No, trust me. They're too young to get toilet humor.

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[dr_conscience]

...are you sure we're talking about the same kids here? Because I have some strong evidence to the contrary.

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[thenormalsquint]

You must have the 10-12 year olds. I have the 5-7s.

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[dr_conscience]

I will have you know that tennis is not limited to mere age groups.

But yes, those are the ones I'm talking about.

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[thenormalsquint]

But camp tennis is, so there

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[dr_conscience]

Well, it's divided, but I get them from all the age groups.

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[thenormalsquint]

So little kids... touching your balls. This is a crime, you know.

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[dr_conscience]

I can't believe they trust you with the 5-7's.

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[thenormalsquint]

I got hired on my sweet personality.

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[dr_conscience]

I'm sure you did. Well, try not to corrupt them too badly?

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[otpurr.livejournal.com]

Can I purrhaps have the one we can put in a fire?

[SHE NEEDS SOMETHING TO COOK HER BEAR WITH...]

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[dr_conscience]

If you'd really like it, I won't stop you. Though, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you not to destroy it until we're finished.

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[otpurr.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

I don't think my bear will last that long!

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[dr_conscience]

Your... bear?

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[otpurr.livejournal.com]

I killed one!

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[dr_conscience]

[... what.]

Oh.

Well, ah-- I'm sure that... one of the counselors can help you get some wood for a campfire...

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[otpurr.livejournal.com]

Do you think they would??

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[dr_conscience]

There is always Rudy, the survivalist? I have a feeling he might.

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[otpurr.livejournal.com]

Okay! I'll ask him, then.

Do you want some of the meat?

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[dr_conscience]

Good. He should know what parts are edible, too...

Oh, that's, ah-- that's all right. I... wouldn't want to take any of your hard-earned bear meat from you.

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[otpurr.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I don't mind! You can have some if you purrhaps want some. I already know what's edible too!

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[dr_conscience]

Well... maybe.

I think I might have to decide how adventurous I'm feeling.

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[otpurr.livejournal.com]

Okay! If you want any, there is going to be a lot of it, so just let me know!