[ 65th consult | text ]

[dr_conscience]

This dog is an unfit child. Because she's not a child, she's a dog.

Of course... I do still think she deserves a slightly more imaginative name than "Dog."



[ooc: Real life is craaaazyyyyy. Also we're still backtagging curse stuff, so this is a little placeholdery. <3]

Comments

[commoneresque.livejournal.com]

Did you have something else in mind?

[dr_conscience]

For a name? I don't know, over the weekend I was concerned about teasing, but given that I'm no longer cursed, I'm not too concerned about that anymore.

[commoneresque.livejournal.com]

Teasing?

[dr_conscience]

It makes sense when you take into account that I spent the weekend thinking I was... some manner of parental figure.

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

Are you guys still going on about this?...

[dr_conscience]

If I were "going on" about this, I'd probably be ranting about how my family is being torn apart on the Network.

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

Frankly, I was waiting for someone trying to appeal to our sense of sympathy for the child. He's probably going to grow up a deviant being in such a broken home.

[dr_conscience]

I'm sure she'll be just fine, if a bit sad that she's not being lavished with attention anymore. Nothing a new chew toy won't fix.

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

Add a few dog treats in there, and she'll chalk it up to being a bad nightmare.

[dr_conscience]

Assuming her memory even hangs onto it that long.

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

Don't let her hear such things. It may come back to bite you in the butt... literally.

[dr_conscience]

Unless she's learned to use a Network device, I think I'm safe.

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

You never know with this place. Stranger things have probably happened.