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[A significantly-younger-looking-than-usual ~~Wilson~~ James is sitting on the floor next to his bed, looking especially freaked out. He speaks very quietly.]

Alright, I don't know what the hell is going on, but if anyone can hear me, I think I've been kidnapped. I have no idea where I am, and there's this really creepy old guy here. He looks pretty insane, so I'm not going out there. I guess he's not all that bright, though, since he left this... thing in here.

Anyway, last thing I remember, I was in my dorm room. I think he must have drugged me or something. Just... if you can hear this, tell the cops or something? I could use some help here.

[ooc; Wilson's age-reversed, and so have his memories. He's about 18 years old, just barely a freshman in college, and he has no idea where he is or who any of you are.]

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Sure.

Look, it's not that I don't believe you, but... well, you know.

You don't exactly come off as FBI material, and why would they care about me anyway?

Of course I don't. That's why this cover is working. Now, you want me to explain more to you and put you at risk? Eat your eggs.

Oh, of course. And the limp's fake, too, right? Just an act to throw them off.

You mean the not poison-flavored eggs? Yeah, sure, that sounds... not at all suspicious.

I take my work very seriously.

Agent joke. If it was really poisoned I wouldn't have put the idea into your head.

Such a dedicated agent, and the acting skill to boot? If you looked less like a crazy hobo, you might get somewhere in life.

Of course you wouldn't. You know, if you actually were an FBI agent. Which, uh... yeah, you're definitely not.

This crazy looking hobo is attempting to keep you alive. And I make bank, junior. You should take a look in the mirror if we're going to talk about appearances. You don't have enough peach fuzz to shave.

You want to try me?

Hey, don't be mad because you're old.

And everyone says you're a doctor, Agent Hobo.

[ooc; By the way, at some point today, House's cane is going to go missing. Cameron dared Wilson to hide it. <3]

You'll never look this good. I can tell you that.

What kind of agent would have everyone know that they're an agent? A dead one. Or a horrible one. Probably the second before the first.

Yeah, sure. I already look better than you.

Anyway, let's say you are an FBI agent. If you're this old and stuck watching some random college freshman, you can't be doing well. Plus you and this kid have been sucked into an alternate universe, where you're making non-poisoned eggs? Yeah, sounds like you're well on your way to a promotion.

Edited 2009-03-08 01:17 (UTC)

For a fifteen year old boy, sure.

Actually I am if that is how a pedestrian views it. You're not getting this whole hidden secret hush hush agency world gig going on.

Hey, I'm eighteen, and you're one bum leg in the retirement home, so I wouldn't be making any cracks about age if I were you.

Oh, right. Everything's going according to your super-secret plan.

You look like you're fresh out of junior high. And that's only the start of it. Can you look any more white-bread?

Mine? Of course not. I'm reacting to a super-secret plan. The situation is already too mentally stimulating for you. It'll have to remain classified.

And could you look any more like you live in a park?

... whatever. I'll eat the damn not-poison-flavored eggs.

That only serves better proof that you're a suburban child. You don't know what a real vagrant looks like.

Don't have too much. Dinner is on me. We're rendezvousing in 18:00.

Well, I know you look filthy.

Yeah, yeah, don't worry. I'll leave room for dinner, mom. You going to pick out my clothes, too?

To the untrained, ridiculously squeaky clean eye.

I'm beginning to think leaving the poison out is ruining the flavor. Oh well.

So... an eye that's been bathed in the past week, by your apparent standards.

Oh, come on. You're an ass. You expect me to not be an ass back?

No way this old me everyone seems to know seriously just takes this crap.

I have bathed. The phenomenon that you can't get over is called facial hair. Maybe one day you may know it personally. I accessorize it with lack of sleep because I'm busy saving asses much more pitiful than yours. Shocking, I know.

Yep. You do. And you like it.

I know what facial hair is, and what it's supposed to look like if it's been groomed.

I do not.

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gonna head out in a bit, but be back later omfg the lulz

hahah, i might be away for a little today but i'll be here for most of it. XDDD

<3

XD

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I think I might die. XD It seems Young!Jimmy is much more honest about his snark.

bwah bwuh bwuuuuuuh

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