[9th consult; voice]

[dr_conscience]

Okay, so I think exams actually went pretty well. I probably worked myself up a lot more than I needed to... thank you, Morgana, for forcing me to get away from the books for a while. I definitely needed it, and I'm sure it helped.

Um...

So, I guess I kind of forgot about the dance while I was getting ready for exams. I don't imagine there are any ladies left in need of a date at this point, though.

Well, anyway... if anyone needs someone to go with - I mean, even just as a friend so you're not going by yourself, I'd be happy to go.

[filtered from Morgana zomggggg he's spazzing]

I have a date.

Wow.

I have a date.

Comments

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[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

No need to thank me -- I had a great time.

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[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty half-hearted invitation, James. You're a real catch -- you should sell yourself more.

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[dr_conscience]

Well, I'm glad... I did, too. It really did help.

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[dr_conscience]

Well, I mean, I don't know too many girls very well, and I'd hate to come off like some jerk just trying to pick up chicks on the Network.

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

I doubt anyone would mistake you for a jerk.

Have you asked the girls you know if they have dates?

[dr_conscience]

Well, I sort of assumed the girls I do know were far too pretty and charming not to have dates already.

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

You should never make assumptions.

[dr_conscience]

Yeah... that's usually true.

Though, I'm sure you must have one already, don't you?

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

A prime example of why you shouldn't assume. No, I don't.

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[dr_conscience]

Oh...

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[dr_conscience]

Well... um...

3/3

[dr_conscience]

Would you... like one?

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

That depends. Are you offering?

[dr_conscience]

Okay, okay... I can do this right. Just relax.

I really should put it this way; Morgana, I would be absolutely thrilled if you would grant me the honor of attending the dance with me.

1/2 brb squeeing

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

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[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

The honor would be entirely mine, Sir James.

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[dr_conscience]

Oh my god... oh my god, she said yes. She actually said yes.

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[dr_conscience]

Well, Milady, I shall take it upon myself to ensure that your evening will be as enchanting as your presence, lofty though that goal may be.

Ugh. That was probably too cheesy, wasn't it?

1/2 brb she's laughing at you. affectionately.

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

You've already proven your skills against popcorn. I have no doubt in your abilities.

[dr_conscience]

Well, the defeat of the feared popcorn is a great victory, though it pales in comparison to having won the faith of the fair maiden.

Oh my god I sound like an idiot. I need to stop this.

So... I shall see you tomorrow evening, then?

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

I would be a poor date if I didn't show up.

[dr_conscience]

That didn't make me sound less stupid. Okay, James, calm down.

Well, I don't mean that you wouldn't. It's really for my own benefit, to remind myself of how lucky I am to have somehow gotten such an amazing date.

And how stupid I was not to ask right away.

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

Flattery may not get you everywhere, but it will get you pretty far.

So what time will you pick me up?

[dr_conscience]

Well, regardless of whether it's flattery, I'll have you know I'm completely sincere.

If you'd like, I can pick you up a bit early and we could get dinner before the dance?