[12th consult]

[dr_conscience]

Well, looks like another set of random curses battering everyone today... I hope nobody's having too awful of a time with it. I guess the City feels I've earned a break.

In any case, I just have a question today; who would you contact here to have some home repairs done? Such as, for example, if you needed a new window and door.


[Private to Eden]

I found a gun of yours hidden here, if you want it back.

...thank you, by the way.


[ooc: Going to work. bbl bbz.]

Comments

I THINK I DIED.

[dr_conscience]

Wow.

*CACKLES EVILLY*

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

I think Wilson is enjoying this more than he'll ever admit.

[dr_conscience]

Well, I guess that one was sort of considerate in a very odd way.

Admit it, Wilson. You like being hit on by hot girls.

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

Are you cold? You look like you could use something hot.

Oh, he does. He does.

[dr_conscience]

And in this statement, I'm assuming the "something hot" means you?

Where's House? This needs to be embarrassing for Wilson again.

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

House is indeed needed! This thread is foolishly public XD

[dr_conscience]

I'm not sure I want to know exactly what number one is.

Very foolishly

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

I think I play Wilson more than anyone else now because he is THIS much fun to torture.

[dr_conscience]

Well that one's fairly aggressive...

Haha, this is certainly a twisted relationship I never saw coming. <3

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

OH GOD! OH GOD!

I KNOW. I love it. XDDDD

[dr_conscience]

NOT AS MUCH AS I DO. xDDD

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

Just practicing.

It. Is. EPIC. XD

[dr_conscience]

I'm... not even sure what to say to that.

It is -- wait for it -- LEGENDARY. now House, gtf over here

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.

OH GOD THE TRUTHINESS

[dr_conscience]

You do realize it would be incredibly inappropriate of me to say almost anything to these under the circumstances.

IT BURNS LIKE MEDIOCRE MEXICAN FOOD

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

pfff XD

[dr_conscience]

You're really not making this easy. And why do I keep responding?

You know, I really can't think of anything to safely say.

*pats Wilson*

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

hmm, so where was his humiliation again?

[dr_conscience]

It's just a curse. I know this curse - I had this curse. It's only a curse.

sh-shut up WHERE THE HELL IS HOUSE?

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.

He's... down there, planning to study dinos. *points at bottom of page* XD

[dr_conscience]

Also the curse.

There's nothing else to any of this, it's just the curse. It would be ridiculous to think otherwise. Right? Right. Of course.

I saw. XDD WTF House. ILU. <3 Also, Morgana totally wants to chop off her hands right now

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

I'd look good on you.