[11th consult; accidental video]

[dr_conscience]

[Wilson's network device seems to have developed a mind of its own today; the video feed starts out pitch black, though after a moment the glow of the device illuminates a sleeping oncologist. His face scrunches up at the light and he makes a small grumble... after a moment, his eyes drag themselves open. His brow furrows in confusion at the device, and he reaches over and turns off the video function. At this point, the transmission changes to voice.]

Well, that's odd.

Sorry about that, everyone... thing seems to be on the fritz.




[ooc: Bla bla bla, random post here exclusively for the purposes of being 4th walled. Wilson's from season 2, the episode Safe specifically, but feel free to spoil him at will anyway. He'll forget anything I don't want him knowing. XD I prefer not to have doubles, but I have no other restrictions.
PS: I AM COOL WITH BACKDATING. Always.]

Comments

[mollypocket.livejournal.com]

Hiiii~ Wilsooon~

Sup?

1/2

[dr_conscience]

Uhm... hello?

[dr_conscience]

I'm sorry... have we met?

[had_not_lived]

[dr_conscience]

[velvetevoker.livejournal.com]

If someone paid you $100 to make out with House, would you do it?

[dr_conscience]

What?

[puddingiamnot.livejournal.com]

*blobs*

1/2

[dr_conscience]

[dr_conscience]

Uhm... hello?

[magicaldebs.livejournal.com]

Sup, Wilson?

1/2

[dr_conscience]

What... why do these people know who I am?

[dr_conscience]

Uh, hello there.

I don't think we've been introduced, though that doesn't seem to be a problem on your end...

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

Are you a doctor?

[dr_conscience]

Uh... yes, I am. Why do you ask?

A Wild PIDGEY Appeared!

[awildpokemon.livejournal.com]

WHAT. XDDD

[dr_conscience]

[pseudonic.livejournal.com]

I always squee when you come on screen.

1/2

[dr_conscience]

When I-

[gossamerrain]

I don't think you're sleeping with House. I mean, if you were, I wouldn't blame you 'cause he's hot. But I believe you.

[dr_conscience]

Well, no, I'm not, but... I'm not really sure how to react to the rest of that.

... uh. Thank you, though? I think.

[mewmewmewmew.livejournal.com]

Mew mew! Mew... Mew!

[awildpokemon.livejournal.com]

Dos! Zapdos!

[afromatic.livejournal.com]

Hey Wilson, I think you need to get a diagnosis on why some people here don't have a sense of humor.

[dr_conscience]

Oh? Is there someone you have an issue with?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Meh, s'okay. You're an oncologist, not a technology repair man.

[dr_conscience]

Well... yes, I am.

So, you just... know who I am, too, huh?

[omnomnomhumans.livejournal.com]

[:3 Hi Wilson, guess what's looking at you through the window and making soft growling sounds

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh god no I don't mind.

[dr_conscience]

[And Wilson glances up at the window and notices the... raptor. His eyes bug out and his jaw falls open in horror, though he doesn't actually scream out loud. He backpedals across the bed, getting tangled in his blanket, and falling on the floor on the other side of the bed. Slowly, he sits up and peers over the side of the bed.]

[foreverrhapsody.livejournal.com]

Just how pretty is Chase?

[dr_conscience]

Chase?

Do I actually want to know why you're asking me that? At least they've moved on from House. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

[onefixedpoint.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, what is your middle initial?

Several of the other people who arrived today keep trying to explain something about your connection to me and pointing out our somewhat similar names. To be honest, it doesn't make much sense, but I hear you are a doctor as well. I am Dr. John Watson.

1/3 probably. lulz, hi thar!! XD

[dr_conscience]

Dr. Watson -- ??