[11th consult; accidental video]

[dr_conscience]

[Wilson's network device seems to have developed a mind of its own today; the video feed starts out pitch black, though after a moment the glow of the device illuminates a sleeping oncologist. His face scrunches up at the light and he makes a small grumble... after a moment, his eyes drag themselves open. His brow furrows in confusion at the device, and he reaches over and turns off the video function. At this point, the transmission changes to voice.]

Well, that's odd.

Sorry about that, everyone... thing seems to be on the fritz.




[ooc: Bla bla bla, random post here exclusively for the purposes of being 4th walled. Wilson's from season 2, the episode Safe specifically, but feel free to spoil him at will anyway. He'll forget anything I don't want him knowing. XD I prefer not to have doubles, but I have no other restrictions.
PS: I AM COOL WITH BACKDATING. Always.]

Comments

[gossamerrain]

I don't think you're sleeping with House. I mean, if you were, I wouldn't blame you 'cause he's hot. But I believe you.

[dr_conscience]

Well, no, I'm not, but... I'm not really sure how to react to the rest of that.

... uh. Thank you, though? I think.

[gossamerrain]

I know. I mean, it's not like either of you have any trouble getting chicks.

I have two questions. No, wait, I have three questions.

[dr_conscience]

Well, feel free to ask, then.

[gossamerrain]

QUESTION ONE;
Could it be lupus?

QUESTION TWO;
What about paraneoplastic syndrome?

QUESTION THREE;
Can I keep you? Please? I promise I'll be good to you.

[dr_conscience]

Well, I'm not actually sure if you're referring to a specific patient or a theoretical set of symptoms or... anything at all, actually, so I can't really answer the first two questions. I'm also assuming that you don't actually need a real answer, so... yes, and no.

As far as your third question goes, I'm... really going to have to say no. I'm sure you're very nice, I just prefer to be... not property.

[gossamerrain]

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE. ;_; i'd be the ideal fourth ex-mrs. wilson, srsly.

[dr_conscience]

These people know about my marriages, too?

Uh... I'm sorry, I really think I should wait for the divorce to be finalized before I remarry.

[ooc: Pfffffft I answered your questions wrong. The first question is no, the second is yes, it could be paraneoplastic. Obv. IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO TAG EARLY]</small%Pr

[gossamerrain]

Get with the program, James! You're a swinging bachelor, Cameron looks like a prostitute, House isn't actually on heroin and that crazy new pothead kid keeps lighting people on fire and stuff~






really though, see, I wouldn't try to take you away from House, so it'd be perfect.

[dr_conscience]

... what? I'm ... not even sure where to start pointing out the things that are wrong with that statement. Was House on heroin?

Well, I'm sure he'd appreciate that.

[ooc: Oh ffs. You remember what I told you about the school computers and firefox? Yeah. There's that %Pr. It loves me. I HATE IT.]

[gossamerrain]

No, not really. He just stopped breathing a little 'cause of the methadone~

see it would be PERFECT. you could make me PANCAKES.

1/2

[dr_conscience]

Methadone?

[dr_conscience]

Pancakes.

Any... specific variety thereof?

[gossamerrain]

Don't worry, he realized he's not as smart when he's not miserable.

Little silver-dollar slice of heaven macadamia nut pancakes?~ ^__^

[dr_conscience]

Again. He used to be just as smart without being this miserable.

Oh, of course. And then you and House can eat them together.

[gossamerrain]

It made things allllllll better, though, seriously. Like, no pain at all. But then he almost killed some little hermaphrodite or something, idk.

We'll let you have some too! Or at least, I will. ♥

[dr_conscience]

Almost. So he still solved it. And because he just happened not to get it right away - which he practically never does with a real case - he blamed it on the fact that he wasn't in pain and, therefore, not miserable. Surprising.

Well, that's kind of you.

[gossamerrain]

Well, no. He was in a good mood and indulged the parents' request for an MRI and the kid sort of got sick off the contrast material or something, and if he'd been himself and told them to fuck off and not done the MRI, the kid would've been peachy keen.

Also he shaved. Ugggh. It's your job to keep him from doing stupid stuff like that, you know.

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