dr_conscience | [12th consult]

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[12th consult]

Well, looks like another set of random curses battering everyone today... I hope nobody's having too awful of a time with it. I guess the City feels I've earned a break.

In any case, I just have a question today; who would you contact here to have some home repairs done? Such as, for example, if you needed a new window and door.

[Private to Eden]

I found a gun of yours hidden here, if you want it back.

...thank you, by the way.

[ooc: Going to work. bbl bbz.]

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There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

Well, I guess the good news is that you're not saying anything nearly as vulgar as the things I said when I was stuck with that one.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Though, on the other hand, you also seem less aware of your own curse than I was...

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

Well, I'm afraid that under current, uh... circumstances, I simply couldn't accept such an advance.

You bring a whole new meaning to the word "edible."

I might have to take back what I said about vulgarity.

I'm easy, but it looks like you're hard.

Wow.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

Well, I guess that one was sort of considerate in a very odd way.

Are you cold? You look like you could use something hot.

And in this statement, I'm assuming the "something hot" means you?

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I'm not sure I want to know exactly what number one is.

I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Well that one's fairly aggressive...

OH GOD! OH GOD!

Just practicing.

I'm... not even sure what to say to that.

Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time.

You do realize it would be incredibly inappropriate of me to say almost anything to these under the circumstances.

[12th consult]

OMG YAY I'VE BEEN WAITING <3 <3 <3 <3

I haaaaate work bb. XD

pats sympathetically We can torture Wilson all night!

XDDD

No, she just enjoys it more than you did. She's a natural flirt.

Heeeee. XD Wilson's just a little clueless at the moment~

It's okay, Wilson. Morgana finds it endearing.

1/2

I love this so hard.

Okay, NOW Morgana's embarrassed. Not that that's stopping her...

I THINK I DIED.

CACKLES EVILLY

I think Wilson is enjoying this more than he'll ever admit.

Admit it, Wilson. You like being hit on by hot girls.

Oh, he does. He does.

Where's House? This needs to be embarrassing for Wilson again.

House is indeed needed! This thread is foolishly public XD

Very foolishly

I think I play Wilson more than anyone else now because he is THIS much fun to torture.

Haha, this is certainly a twisted relationship I never saw coming. <3

I KNOW. I love it. XDDDD

NOT AS MUCH AS I DO. xDDD

It. Is. EPIC. XD

It is -- wait for it -- LEGENDARY. now House, gtf over here

OH GOD THE TRUTHINESS

IT BURNS LIKE MEDIOCRE MEXICAN FOOD

pfff XD

pats Wilson

hmm, so where was his humiliation again?

sh-shut up WHERE THE HELL IS HOUSE?

He's... down there, planning to study dinos. points at bottom of page XD

I saw. XDD WTF House. ILU. <3 Also, Morgana totally wants to chop off her hands right now