[25th consult]

[dr_conscience]

Well, at least this time I don't seem to have a small collection of clones. Of course, the fact that this is spanning two days might make up for that.

For our visitors? While I appreciate your apparent fondness, I can do without being attacked by several of you on my way to work. I don't necessarily mind speaking to you, but really, I can't help but feel that you should really secure someone's permission before attaching yourself to them. I also can't help but sincerely hope that none of you are raptors.

...and to reiterate a point brought up by someone who is strictly a friend of mine and never, ever going to be anything more? I don't love House.

For those of you who live here, by the way? If you first spoke to me the last couple of times I posted to the Network, I can't help but feel compelled to point out that I am neither a musician nor a cop. My name is Dr. James Wilson, I'm an oncologist, and I am not now nor have I ever been a pretentious indie artist.

Thank you.


[ooc: No doubles plz (other RSL characters = ok, other Wilsons = noplz), anything else goes. He's late s3 (Resignation), but you can spoil him. He'll forget anything he has to. ... like ha already has.]

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You forgot to tell them that you like long walks on the beach and puppies.

[dr_conscience]

Well, as much as I do, I can't help but feel that would really encourage the sort of behavior I'm trying to stop.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You love it. Where are the hot mamas?

[dr_conscience]

...some of them are less problematic than others.

They're out in the streets. Once I escaped, they found someone else to pounce. My thoughts are with him.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Thank God this is in writing. You're turning down action. Whether you want it or not. It's a red letter day. And the dinosaurs haven't arrived yet.

[dr_conscience]

I'm turning down a horde of screaming girls who want me to make out with you more than they want anything out of me.

Good. I might be able to watch Jurassic Park again sometime in the next year at this rate.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Make out? Us?

[dr_conscience]

Believe me, the idea was shot down.

Immediately.

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

And quite undeservedly.

Come on, Jimmy. I bet Morgana wouldn't mind.


....okay, she would. But only because she doesn't like House.

[dr_conscience]

You know, I really don't think I can say no in a forceful enough way to express it properly.

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

[cue cheesy porno music]

[dr_conscience]

[you get this face now]

i hope you're not at work

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

1/2; i am not XD

[dr_conscience]

[dr_conscience]

... that's okay. Really.

I didn't... ever need to use those eyes again.

I'm glad XD

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

no wait! i am, i am. i am now XD

[dr_conscience]

I'm not even going to ask how you got these, I just--

I'm not going to have anything to do with anything else you post here. I'm done.

AHAHA OKAY, SORRY, NO MORE.

[esotaria.livejournal.com]

Tehehehehe.