[25th consult]

[dr_conscience]

Well, at least this time I don't seem to have a small collection of clones. Of course, the fact that this is spanning two days might make up for that.

For our visitors? While I appreciate your apparent fondness, I can do without being attacked by several of you on my way to work. I don't necessarily mind speaking to you, but really, I can't help but feel that you should really secure someone's permission before attaching yourself to them. I also can't help but sincerely hope that none of you are raptors.

...and to reiterate a point brought up by someone who is strictly a friend of mine and never, ever going to be anything more? I don't love House.

For those of you who live here, by the way? If you first spoke to me the last couple of times I posted to the Network, I can't help but feel compelled to point out that I am neither a musician nor a cop. My name is Dr. James Wilson, I'm an oncologist, and I am not now nor have I ever been a pretentious indie artist.

Thank you.


[ooc: No doubles plz (other RSL characters = ok, other Wilsons = noplz), anything else goes. He's late s3 (Resignation), but you can spoil him. He'll forget anything he has to. ... like ha already has.]

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You forgot to tell them that you like long walks on the beach and puppies.

[dr_conscience]

Well, as much as I do, I can't help but feel that would really encourage the sort of behavior I'm trying to stop.

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

I still like Dr. Jimmy though.

[dr_conscience]

You're free to keep using it if you really like. Strictly speaking, it's not incorrect.

[80s-vampire.livejournal.com]

I am not a clone!

[dr_conscience]

... oh. Sorry about that.

I guess "doubles" is probably more fitting.

[legalxassassin.livejournal.com]

Oncologist, eh? What's the matter, don't like to get your hands dirty?

[dr_conscience]

If I wanted to keep my hands clean, I can't help but think that there are a vast number of other specialties that would better serve that goal than oncology.

[mamawallbreaker.livejournal.com]

How did they assume you were a musician and a cop if you were a doctor?

1/2

[dr_conscience]

in which we stammer.

[dr_conscience]

... ah.

Well, ah-- there are curses here... I'm not sure if you'd have heard of them, only being around for a day or so, but... essentially, they change the affected person's mental status, abilities, and memories enough that they are other people for a day. Which is what happened to me, twice, in rather rapid succession.

...I'm sorry, you just look exactly like a colleague of mine.

[everbeenwitha.livejournal.com]

You've had a small collection of clones? Somehow, that seems more like a House thing.

omg it's the future~

[dr_conscience]

Well, look-alikes, at least. Though that is a truly terrifying concept nonetheless.

...I take it you're familiar with House?

[some-coercion.livejournal.com]

Less, but we're not entirely absent.

Why would people think you were a cop or a pretentious indie artist?

...Unless the last one was Vince, in which case, ignore him. He's a dick.

[dr_conscience]

Oh, good. I think I was starting to feel lonely. And entirely too secure in my identity, for this place.

It was a curse, if you've heard of those? I essentially was an indie musician for a day, and a bizarrely monologue-inclined cop shortly thereafter. It was... interesting.

[gossamerrain]

I don't want you to make out with House, but I do want you two to live together in the same apartment forever and ever and have crazy hijinks and make each other's lives miserable. How's that?

Oh, and will you make me pancakes? Because I'm kind of hungry.

[dr_conscience]

Well then, you've landed in the right pocket dimension. Though I'm not sure what I've done to you for you to wish that upon me, honestly.

You know, I hate to decline, but I'm honestly a little busy with the whole doctor thing at the moment.

[naggingnag.livejournal.com]

A doctor?

... you're not in league with those two unicorns, are you?

[bluuuuuuuue.livejournal.com]

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[dr_conscience]

I am, though... I'm afraid I'm not sure who you're referring to.

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

You certainly seemed like a cop when you spoke to me last. Pray tell, what does an oncologist do?

omgggg i totally dropped that didn't i? sob. why do i fail forever i'm sorry bb ilu

[dr_conscience]

Curses do have a way of doing that.

Oh, well... it's a medical specialization that deals primarily with treating cancer.

1/2

[hallucinamber.livejournal.com]

[hallucinamber.livejournal.com]

Tell me who's attaching themselves, I'd like a word.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Okay, so the only thing I got out of that was the mental image of a pretentious indie artist raptor dressed as a cop.

[dr_conscience]

Well, that's certainly a... unique interpretation.

And welcome back, I suppose.