[25th consult]

[dr_conscience]

Well, at least this time I don't seem to have a small collection of clones. Of course, the fact that this is spanning two days might make up for that.

For our visitors? While I appreciate your apparent fondness, I can do without being attacked by several of you on my way to work. I don't necessarily mind speaking to you, but really, I can't help but feel that you should really secure someone's permission before attaching yourself to them. I also can't help but sincerely hope that none of you are raptors.

...and to reiterate a point brought up by someone who is strictly a friend of mine and never, ever going to be anything more? I don't love House.

For those of you who live here, by the way? If you first spoke to me the last couple of times I posted to the Network, I can't help but feel compelled to point out that I am neither a musician nor a cop. My name is Dr. James Wilson, I'm an oncologist, and I am not now nor have I ever been a pretentious indie artist.

Thank you.


[ooc: No doubles plz (other RSL characters = ok, other Wilsons = noplz), anything else goes. He's late s3 (Resignation), but you can spoil him. He'll forget anything he has to. ... like ha already has.]

Comments

[naggingnag.livejournal.com]

Of course you did. Ya, right. Listen. I'm just gonna go back to sleep now. I don't want no Candy Mountain, or Banana King, or underwater adventure...

[piiiiiiiink.livejournal.com]

CHAAAAAAAAAARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

We already did those, Charlie! This is different, Charlie!

[bluuuuuuuue.livejournal.com]

This adventure is NEW and WONDERFUL and full of WONDERNESS and ADVENTUROUSNESS

[naggingnag.livejournal.com]

No. No it's not different. Guys, or girls. I still don't know what you two are. Seriously guys. What else could you possibly want from me?!

[piiiiiiiink.livejournal.com]

WE NEED YOUR HELP, CHARLIE!!

IT'LL BE A MAGICAL ADVENTURE!! FULL OF MAGIC TALES OF MAGICNESS!!

[naggingnag.livejournal.com]

Right. Fine. What is is you supposedly need my help with now?

[bluuuuuuuue.livejournal.com]

Cooooooooooome with us, Charlie! We must traverse the canyon of eternal horrors and dreadfulness!

[naggingnag.livejournal.com]

Ya, that sounds like fun. I'm still picking splinters out of my hooves, you know, and those stitches? Ya, they got infected, and falling from that Banana King thing?


... Just keep walking Charlie... Why don't I just keep walking?

[piiiiiiiink.livejournal.com]

But Charlie, we need to traverse the canyon of eternal horrors and dreadfulness to get home and save the Lollipop Village!

[naggingnag.livejournal.com]

Seriously, you guys are starting to get on my nerves.