dr_conscience | [25th consult]

Well, at least this time I don't seem to have a small collection of clones. Of course, the fact that this is spanning two days might make up for that.

For our visitors? While I appreciate your apparent fondness, I can do without being attacked by several of you on my way to work. I don't necessarily mind speaking to you, but really, I can't help but feel that you should really secure someone's permission before attaching yourself to them. I also can't help but sincerely hope that none of you are raptors.

...and to reiterate a point brought up by someone who is strictly a friend of mine and never, ever going to be anything more? I don't love House.

For those of you who live here, by the way? If you first spoke to me the last couple of times I posted to the Network, I can't help but feel compelled to point out that I am neither a musician nor a cop. My name is Dr. James Wilson, I'm an oncologist, and I am not now nor have I ever been a pretentious indie artist.

Thank you.

[ooc: No doubles plz (other RSL characters = ok, other Wilsons = noplz), anything else goes. He's late s3 (Resignation), but you can spoil him. He'll forget anything he has to. ... like ha already has.]

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A doctor?

... you're not in league with those two unicorns, are you?

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!!

We found you, Charlie!

Oh my god. You two...

WE MISSED YOU, CHARLIE!

I'm still in hell, aren't I? Listen, I got nothing else for you to steal, so, I want nothing to do with your crazy schemes...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!

We found something, Charlie!!

We have a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong~ journey ahead of us, Charlie!

Of course you did. Ya, right. Listen. I'm just gonna go back to sleep now. I don't want no Candy Mountain, or Banana King, or underwater adventure...

CHAAAAAAAAAARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

We already did those, Charlie! This is different, Charlie!

This adventure is NEW and WONDERFUL and full of WONDERNESS and ADVENTUROUSNESS

No. No it's not different. Guys, or girls. I still don't know what you two are. Seriously guys. What else could you possibly want from me?!

WE NEED YOUR HELP, CHARLIE!!

IT'LL BE A MAGICAL ADVENTURE!! FULL OF MAGIC TALES OF MAGICNESS!!

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I am, though... I'm afraid I'm not sure who you're referring to.

My freaking kidney... You're a doctor, you can do something about that, right? Just give me a freaking kidney! I don't even care about my tv, but my kidney man!

... you're missing a kidney?

Actually, I'm afraid I've never operated on a unicorn.

Ya, my kidney. How many times do I gotta say it. MY KIDNEY!

Just give me a kidney, all right! I don't care. Shove it in there.

Yeah, that's just... a little... uh, you know, nevermind.

Well, I'll, uh... I'll have to see if the hospital has any available for transplant...

Great.

How about a deal on televisions? I could use a new one of those too.

That's not exactly my field, but... I'm sure there's somewhere in the square you'd be able to find one.

Okay, that's a- wait. This square... is doesn't have any lazer shooting letters, or giant sneakers, or whales, or bananas, does it?

Not... that I've seen?

It's when you least expect it, bam! They want you to put a banana in your ear!

Why would they want you to put a banana in your ear?

The song. Oh my god they wouldn't stop with the song!