[25th consult]

[dr_conscience]

Well, at least this time I don't seem to have a small collection of clones. Of course, the fact that this is spanning two days might make up for that.

For our visitors? While I appreciate your apparent fondness, I can do without being attacked by several of you on my way to work. I don't necessarily mind speaking to you, but really, I can't help but feel that you should really secure someone's permission before attaching yourself to them. I also can't help but sincerely hope that none of you are raptors.

...and to reiterate a point brought up by someone who is strictly a friend of mine and never, ever going to be anything more? I don't love House.

For those of you who live here, by the way? If you first spoke to me the last couple of times I posted to the Network, I can't help but feel compelled to point out that I am neither a musician nor a cop. My name is Dr. James Wilson, I'm an oncologist, and I am not now nor have I ever been a pretentious indie artist.

Thank you.


[ooc: No doubles plz (other RSL characters = ok, other Wilsons = noplz), anything else goes. He's late s3 (Resignation), but you can spoil him. He'll forget anything he has to. ... like ha already has.]

Comments

[gossamerrain]

I don't want you to make out with House, but I do want you two to live together in the same apartment forever and ever and have crazy hijinks and make each other's lives miserable. How's that?

Oh, and will you make me pancakes? Because I'm kind of hungry.

[dr_conscience]

Well then, you've landed in the right pocket dimension. Though I'm not sure what I've done to you for you to wish that upon me, honestly.

You know, I hate to decline, but I'm honestly a little busy with the whole doctor thing at the moment.

[gossamerrain]

You're good for each other in a really horrible way.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSEEEEE I am hungry.

[dr_conscience]

... yeah, thanks.

Honestly, I am in the middle of a block of appointments. A lot of people rescheduled, but not everyone did.

[gossamerrain]

Oh come on, you know it's true.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilson. pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

[dr_conscience]

I do have a few more appointments. After that... we'll see. Maybe.

[gossamerrain]

Yaaaaaaaaay Wilson you are the best <3

[dr_conscience]

... all I said was "maybe."

[gossamerrain]

YOU'RE STILL THE BEST, OK.

[dr_conscience]

... okay.

[funkybrewsta]

SCREW HER PANCAKES. I WANT STUFFED PEPPERS!

[dr_conscience]

How do you people even--?

No, you know, nevermind, I really don't think that's a question I want answered.

I have a few more appointments today. So, after those... maybe. I'm not making any promises here, though.

[funkybrewsta]

Maybe is better than no!

[gossamerrain]

He can cook for both of us! He is a good person like that. And easily manipulated.

[funkybrewsta]

And then we'll split!

[gossamerrain]

Oh hell yeah