[6th consult; accidental voice]

[dr_conscience]

[The Network device has been bumped as Wilson's poking around in the kitchen this morning (making his special macadamia nut pancakes). There's a few moments of clanking and rustling about, before the sound of the water turning on. Then, there's a surprised sort of yelping noise.]


That's - green. The water's green.

Well, how am I supposed to...


[Sniiiiiff... pause]


That's... not water.


[There is a quiet, small sipping noise - just a taste that he spits out, before he calls, more loudly-]


House? The faucet's spouting beer.


[There is a slight thudding as he picks up the device, noticing it's on.]


Oh. Hello, there. I'm going to assume the beer in the faucet isn't an isolated incident. Am I to take it that this is the City's idea of festivity?

Great. I haven't even had my shower yet.


[End.]

Comments

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Festive and a little bit disgusting.

[dr_conscience]

What, only a little bit?

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

You've got a point.

On a completely different topic, would it be all right if I used some of the hospital facilities to exam a patient?

[dr_conscience]

I'm just glad I didn't go into the shower without looking.

Well, I'm by no means in charge of anything, but I don't see why that would be a problem... if nothing else, I can schedule an exam room for you, if you need me to.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

If only I had been that fortunate.

I'd appreciate it. I have a patient with some...peculiar needs.

[dr_conscience]

Oh. Sorry, that can't be the most pleasant way to discover this... but, it's at least mostly harmless? Beats the mass murder day, anyway.

Oh, it's no problem. Just let me know what you need and I'll make sure I've got it set aside for you.