[6th consult; accidental voice]

[dr_conscience]

[The Network device has been bumped as Wilson's poking around in the kitchen this morning (making his special macadamia nut pancakes). There's a few moments of clanking and rustling about, before the sound of the water turning on. Then, there's a surprised sort of yelping noise.]


That's - green. The water's green.

Well, how am I supposed to...


[Sniiiiiff... pause]


That's... not water.


[There is a quiet, small sipping noise - just a taste that he spits out, before he calls, more loudly-]


House? The faucet's spouting beer.


[There is a slight thudding as he picks up the device, noticing it's on.]


Oh. Hello, there. I'm going to assume the beer in the faucet isn't an isolated incident. Am I to take it that this is the City's idea of festivity?

Great. I haven't even had my shower yet.


[End.]

Comments

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Beer? And-- oh my god it's green.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

No. It's happening over here. My shower conveniently decided to turn halfway through.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I have the same problem. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It is quite an interesting curse, to be sure. Probably in celebration of St. Patrick's Day.

[mr_phale]

Well on the bright side, it's rather good beer. Rather.. good beer indeed. Mmmmn.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

The holidays festive spirit are enforced to us to celebrate. This one has been light to what was Valentine's Day or Christmas.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Best day. Maybe best day ever. What are you complaining about? It's free.

Someone's had one too maaaaaaany.

[witchinbloom.livejournal.com]

It's green. That's funny 'cuz beer isn't usually green.

Ish it?

[as_damaged]

Just another charming day in the City.