[6th consult; accidental voice]

[dr_conscience]

[The Network device has been bumped as Wilson's poking around in the kitchen this morning (making his special macadamia nut pancakes). There's a few moments of clanking and rustling about, before the sound of the water turning on. Then, there's a surprised sort of yelping noise.]


That's - green. The water's green.

Well, how am I supposed to...


[Sniiiiiff... pause]


That's... not water.


[There is a quiet, small sipping noise - just a taste that he spits out, before he calls, more loudly-]


House? The faucet's spouting beer.


[There is a slight thudding as he picks up the device, noticing it's on.]


Oh. Hello, there. I'm going to assume the beer in the faucet isn't an isolated incident. Am I to take it that this is the City's idea of festivity?

Great. I haven't even had my shower yet.


[End.]

Comments

[dr_conscience]

I try to be.

Well, I'm sure there's bottled water available, if you get to the stores early enough.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Oh, but of course.

How many bottled waters for a bath do you think?

[dr_conscience]

Ah... quite a lot, I'd think.

Exactly would depend on the size of the bottles and the size of the tub, of course, but... I would say that a lot is a safe bet.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

That's alright, I can pay for a lot of bottled water.

[dr_conscience]

I just hope there's enough left for people to drink after that.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, if I can buy it then I deserve to have it.

[dr_conscience]

Well. That's one way of viewing the world.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

It's the best way to do it --if you can afford to.