[6th consult; accidental voice]

[dr_conscience]

[The Network device has been bumped as Wilson's poking around in the kitchen this morning (making his special macadamia nut pancakes). There's a few moments of clanking and rustling about, before the sound of the water turning on. Then, there's a surprised sort of yelping noise.]


That's - green. The water's green.

Well, how am I supposed to...


[Sniiiiiff... pause]


That's... not water.


[There is a quiet, small sipping noise - just a taste that he spits out, before he calls, more loudly-]


House? The faucet's spouting beer.


[There is a slight thudding as he picks up the device, noticing it's on.]


Oh. Hello, there. I'm going to assume the beer in the faucet isn't an isolated incident. Am I to take it that this is the City's idea of festivity?

Great. I haven't even had my shower yet.


[End.]

Comments

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Beer? And-- oh my god it's green.

[dr_conscience]

Well, at least it's festive instead of violent... though the apparent lack of running water is an issue.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I haven't taken my bath yet.

[dr_conscience]

Well, I can sympathize with that. I'm apparently going without a shower today.

I suppose it's better than having noticed during the shower, though.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

You're obviously an optimist.

Are we supposed to go die of thirst then?

[dr_conscience]

I try to be.

Well, I'm sure there's bottled water available, if you get to the stores early enough.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Oh, but of course.

How many bottled waters for a bath do you think?

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

No. It's happening over here. My shower conveniently decided to turn halfway through.

[dr_conscience]

Ah... quite a lot, I'd think.

Exactly would depend on the size of the bottles and the size of the tub, of course, but... I would say that a lot is a safe bet.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

That's alright, I can pay for a lot of bottled water.

[dr_conscience]

Ohh... I'm sorry, that's an awful way to find out.

I'm becoming more grateful by the moment that I decided to make breakfast first.

[dr_conscience]

I just hope there's enough left for people to drink after that.

LOL SHE'S LIKE...WHAT'S WITH ALL THE EMPATHY ASLKJDK WILSON

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I think. My hair still smells like a pub, though.

You could make your frozen orange juice with beer, just to mix it up.

Actually- don't. Knowing the deities, it's probably weird beer.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, if I can buy it then I deserve to have it.

That's just how he rolls~~~ XDD

[dr_conscience]

Well, there's certainly been far worse to deal with here... still, I can't imagine that's a pleasant way to spend a day.

It doesn't smell unusual, but I'm also just a bit hesitant to actually ingest anything the deities have given us.

[dr_conscience]

Well. That's one way of viewing the world.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

It's the best way to do it --if you can afford to.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

I have the same problem. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It is quite an interesting curse, to be sure. Probably in celebration of St. Patrick's Day.

[dr_conscience]

It does seem to be universal.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, indeed. At least it's festive, I suppose.

[dr_conscience]

That's been my assumption.

Inconvenient, but at least it's not as harmful as some of the curses have been.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Festive and a little bit disgusting.

[mr_phale]

Well on the bright side, it's rather good beer. Rather.. good beer indeed. Mmmmn.

[dr_conscience]

What, only a little bit?

[dr_conscience]

Is it? I only took a bit to taste; I don't particularly trust the deities...