dr_conscience: (That's not insane at all // Part two)
James E. Wilson, MD ([personal profile] dr_conscience) wrote2009-03-17 07:24 am
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[6th consult; accidental voice]

[The Network device has been bumped as Wilson's poking around in the kitchen this morning (making his special macadamia nut pancakes). There's a few moments of clanking and rustling about, before the sound of the water turning on. Then, there's a surprised sort of yelping noise.]


That's - green. The water's green.

Well, how am I supposed to...


[Sniiiiiff... pause]


That's... not water.


[There is a quiet, small sipping noise - just a taste that he spits out, before he calls, more loudly-]


House? The faucet's spouting beer.


[There is a slight thudding as he picks up the device, noticing it's on.]


Oh. Hello, there. I'm going to assume the beer in the faucet isn't an isolated incident. Am I to take it that this is the City's idea of festivity?

Great. I haven't even had my shower yet.


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dr_conscience: (Well... // Guess you could be right.)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2009-03-17 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least it's festive instead of violent... though the apparent lack of running water is an issue.

[identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't taken my bath yet.
dr_conscience: (Smirking // Doubting you)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2009-03-17 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I can sympathize with that. I'm apparently going without a shower today.

I suppose it's better than having noticed during the shower, though.

[identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You're obviously an optimist.

Are we supposed to go die of thirst then?
dr_conscience: (Hm? // Listening)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2009-03-17 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I try to be.

Well, I'm sure there's bottled water available, if you get to the stores early enough.

[identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but of course.

How many bottled waters for a bath do you think?
dr_conscience: (Doubt // Sure about that?)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2009-03-17 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... quite a lot, I'd think.

Exactly would depend on the size of the bottles and the size of the tub, of course, but... I would say that a lot is a safe bet.

[identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's alright, I can pay for a lot of bottled water.
dr_conscience: (Advice // Knows you won't listen)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2009-03-17 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I just hope there's enough left for people to drink after that.

[identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, please, if I can buy it then I deserve to have it.
dr_conscience: (UHHH // Well that's screwed)

[personal profile] dr_conscience 2009-03-17 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. That's one way of viewing the world.

[identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the best way to do it --if you can afford to.
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