[6th consult; accidental voice]

[dr_conscience]

[The Network device has been bumped as Wilson's poking around in the kitchen this morning (making his special macadamia nut pancakes). There's a few moments of clanking and rustling about, before the sound of the water turning on. Then, there's a surprised sort of yelping noise.]


That's - green. The water's green.

Well, how am I supposed to...


[Sniiiiiff... pause]


That's... not water.


[There is a quiet, small sipping noise - just a taste that he spits out, before he calls, more loudly-]


House? The faucet's spouting beer.


[There is a slight thudding as he picks up the device, noticing it's on.]


Oh. Hello, there. I'm going to assume the beer in the faucet isn't an isolated incident. Am I to take it that this is the City's idea of festivity?

Great. I haven't even had my shower yet.


[End.]

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Best day. Maybe best day ever. What are you complaining about? It's free.

[dr_conscience]

I'm not complaining about the free beer, it's the lack of water that's annoying.

Free beer is actually fine with me. I'm all for that.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I've heard of people having a problem with tap water, but never bottled.

Good. Now help me drain the bathtub.

[dr_conscience]

Well, I don't think I'm going to be joining the people who are buying bottles of water to bathe in.

Oh, well. We should clearly get the tub cleaned out as quickly as we can. Wouldn't want it to get stained green, after all.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Works for sticking around then. Midnight's not that far.

Since you're in the kitchen bring a ladle. The floor's looking pretty festive too.

[dr_conscience]

Right... you want some glasses with that, or should I just go for the largest bowls I can dig up?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Mugs. They're more manly and say alcoholic a little more quietly.

[dr_conscience]

Right. But just a little more quietly, and with slightly more storage capacity than a glass.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're going to use one? Pansy.

[dr_conscience]

Ah, yes, clearly I should go with the alternate of dunking my head into the tub.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The ladle is for self serving. Hello? Keep up.

And bring my mug with your little glass.

crashing now~ ps: this is both the best and worst idea ever and i love it. XD

[dr_conscience]

Well, what's in the ladle has to go somewhere... you know, nevermind. This is really not important.

I'll bring you your mug.

<3 ttly gniiiiiiiiiight :3 <333

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good. I'm tired of sipping.